Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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