Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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