i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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