apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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