Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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