so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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