Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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