I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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