We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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