just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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im holly from the hills drunk
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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