i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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