Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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