how can u be prego again
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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