Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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