North Korea, Best Korea!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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