Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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