What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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