Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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