Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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