Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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