yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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