They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize