it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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