Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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