Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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