Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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