a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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