just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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