Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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