But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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