Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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