What did we do last night that was yellow?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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