5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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