I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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