U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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