OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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