I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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