Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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