Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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