Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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