Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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