Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's shark week go big or go home
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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