Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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