Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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