It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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