I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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