I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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