rhymes with "ouble enetration"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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