Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My balls are so social today.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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