let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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